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The Youth Of Today

Published January 2, 2013 by jjjemma

Does anyone remember Aaron… The 21 year old stud from the post “the eventful evening”.

Well!!!! Let me tell you all that has developed!!!

Little , sweet, gorgeous Aaron, has been texting me constantly over xmas. Including several times on Christmas Day. Then a few days later he began WhatsApping me. Which i was happy to oblige with flirting etc. I asked why he had come over to Whatsapp rather than texting me suddenly and he said “cos I aint used this before”.
Okay, fair enough Jemma thought.

So Aaron continued to elaborate on how much he wanted to kiss my sexy body all over /lick me all over / Can’t wait to come to leicester SO BAD etc etc …. (those were his words btw)

So, today, for some reason I went on Facebook and there was Aarons status update
” Taking my gorgeous gf to arsenal at the end of the month… i will covert you ;p” (and tagged “said” gf in the post)

HOLD. THE. FUCK. UP….!!!!!!!


So I made a fresh brew, plugged the mac book in and turned on “stalk-mode”. As a few of you may know from this postwhen I suspect a situation is any less than kosher, I turn into fully blown stalker girl.

So I clicked on aforementioned girlfriends profile. She looked about 19, nose piercing and without sounding like a bitch, average. – I mean, come on… I have “grown” into myself… as I am sure she will…

Anyways, said she was in a relationship with him since Dec 25th. Christmas day – when he spent a lot of it texting ME!
Looked through her profile pics and there was one of HIM and HER on November 4Th 2012 looking loved up. Went down her timeline, and saw she had been “in a relationship” with Aaron in Sept 2012 and June 2010. Basically, it looks like they have been on/off for a very long time. I am sure of one thing … I bet she doesn’t know of ME and I bet thats why he has swerved our little frisky chats over to Whatsapp! CUNT!

So.. I played it very innocent with Aaron. I went onto Whatsapp and said “Oh gosh I didnt realise you had a GF”

He replied:”Only just got one… you were too far away haha”
I replied: “You were too young for me anyway!”
He replied: “Never too young!Well if nothing was to happen at least I met a lovely woman out of it :)”

I replied: 🙂

He replied:”If you’d of came back to my hotel I wouldnt of been a good boy 🙂 xxxx”

I replied: “really?” (at this point fuming)
His response: “yeh course – i was besotted with YOU”

I havent replied. HE hasn’t been straight with me here has he?! “I just got a gf” —- REALLY?!!!

Now, I have 3 choices here…

1.) Keep quiet, pretend he doesn’t exist and delete off Facebook

2.) Tell his girlfriend, break the girls heart (she will prob go back to him anyway) and fuck him over – SURELY THESE DICKS NEED TO GET WHATS COMING TO THEM?! He dry humped me all over The Fan Club ffs!!!!!

3.) Scare the little player senseless and tell him if he doesn’t be straight with me then I’m gonna tell his gf about our night of “passion” *evil laugh* muhahahahaha!!!

I havent decided what to do. I am not sure I want the drama. However, on the flip side if i was the girl then I would want to be told! Lets not forget, 2 days ago, that little RUNT was planning to take me out when he is down here in 12 weeks!!!

What shall I do??????


Loves Jem xxx





Holibobs to jersey

Published July 15, 2012 by jjjemma

I am writing this blog from my seat on my bmi baby flight from the beautiful island of jersey.
Jersey never interested me growin up. I thought it may be near isle of wight. My image of jersey that was instilled within my pea brain was: sleepy, boring, full of oldies and smelt of cow dung…. How wrong was I!!!!?
My lovely bestie Emma, whom I met on twitter well over a year ago is a born and bred jersey girl. She is funny, swearey and very opinionated (much like myself). We bonded over baby talk and basically being dicks. She has come over to England a few times and stayed with me, and eventually got me to book flights over to the rock (jersey)- so that I could see jersey, meet her family and join her annual birthday lunch/piss up with her pals.
As a single mum of two young lads it’s hard leaving them. My parents don’t mind – but a parents guilt is definitely the hardest to bear. Plus I have never flown before alone IN MY LIFE!!! I booked the flights (on Friday the 13th)! To say I was shitting my pants was an understatement! I boarded my plane, read a newspaper, gazed out of the plane window – and I was there!!!! I saw through the fluffy white clouds, a beautiful island with beaches and turquoise ocean. I was astounded by the beauty I was seeing.
I met Emma’s family who are all wonderful. Her children are a credit to her! Full of personality and beautiful.
We had handstand / red wine fun in the hot tub on Friday night (twitter followers know that emz had a dicky tummy that evening which led to me being nanny McPhee, hahaha, followed by the Saturday birthday lunch and all day booze up.
I had never met Emma’s friends before , so was abit nervous. I’m just a Leicester girl loud and proud. But I’m pleased to report – I had no reason to worry!!! what a fabulous bunch of ladies!!! Gorgeous meal followed by plenty of bubbles.. Infill one by one they sloped off and me and Emma were the last ones standing. Geographically – jersey was larger than I thought it would be. However, we kept seeing the same faces pop up in various bars. It’s surreal how everyone literally knows everyone and how chilled it is. I even spoke to a guy who grew up in Leicestershire! I found it delightfully bizarre!
Emma’s momma collected us after 2.30am and she made us tea and toast-what a gem! And this morning I was handed tea and bacon sandwiches as I woke up. That’s a real treat for me, I can’t remember the last time I was so well looked after.
So, my new crush is jersey. I think I might love her alittle teenie bit! Beautiful beaches, scenery, people- even the cows are golden buttery ,rather than polka dot splattered in shit. I know. Don’t say it… I have such a way with words right?
All is left to say is… If you haven’t… Then book a trip to jersey…. Yarrrrr 🙂 xxxx